How to scare a Whovian
- Give them a statue (especially of an angel) and/or say, "Don't blink".
- Stare at something and look scared, then when they ask what's wrong, say, "Dorry, what?" or "I forgot". Bonus points if you also draw tally marks on your arms.
- Yell "EXTERMINATE" in an angry, machine-like voice.
- Tell them they have two shadows.
- Look them in the eye and say, "Your song is ending".
How to scare a Sherlockian
- Tell them "I owe you."
- Shout "vatican cameos".
- Say something about Moriarty.
- In your most evil voice, ask "Did you miss me?"
How to scare a Potterhead
- Say "Voldemort".
- Casually mention making seven horcruxes.
- Point a wand (or something that looks like a wand) at them and shout one of the unforgivable curses.
- Tell them they could be killed, or worse, expelled.
How to scare a Trekkie
- Always wear a red shirt (or force them to always wear red shirts).
- Speak only in Klingon.
How to scare a Merlinian
- Say that you saw Morgana heading this way.
- Claim that you are Emrys, and you are furious with them.
- Start chanting in the dragon language.
- Start reciting a harmful spell you've learned from watching Merlin.
- State that they have been found to be a sorcerer and will be burned at the stake.
I know that's only a few fandoms, but they're the only ones I could think of. Feel free to add more in the comments.
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