Bookworm, Movie Buff, or TV Fanatic?

Actually, I'm all three. Which one(s) are you? Here are some identifying characteristics.

Bookworm:

• trying to find the perfect position to read in (spoiler alert: there is none)
• opening a new book, smelling the pages and stroking the cover (or is that just me?)
• watching the movie adaptation and realizing that it is awful compared to, or just vastly different from, the book
• realizing that you've exhausted your personal library
• going to the public library and being overwhelmed by the vast selection
• checking out lots of books and going on a book-reading craze
• staying up all night to finish a really good book
• waiting in line forever to get a book signed by the author

Movie buff:

• eagerly watching and re-watching the trailer of a movie
• getting excited about the knowledge that a movie is being filmed
• waiting in line for way too long to get a ticket that's way too expensive
• popcorn!
• sitting through all of the previews, fixing your eyes on the screen lest you miss the beginning of the movie
• stalking paying attention to information about a particular actor
• screaming in delight when you find your favorite actor on twitter, tumblr, etc.
• watching a movie at home so you are free to squeal in delight at the good parts and cry at the sad parts

TV fanatic:

• counting the days until the next episode
• getting really excited on the day your favorite show airs
• clearing your schedule to watch your favorite show right as it happens (interruptions will be exterminated)
• setting up your DVR to make sure you never miss an episode
• watching your favorite episodes over and over and over again
• binge-watching entire series (good luck binge-watching all episodes of Doctor Who!)
• going insane during hiatus
• feeling empty and lost when your show is over; demanding that your show needs to be brought back (I'm talking about you, Merlin)

And of course there are a few characteristics that apply to all three kinds of fans:

• covering your ears and being cautious on the internet because spoilers
• allowing your fandom(s) to consume you and take away all traces of school or social life
• complaining about plot points you don't like and praising those you do
• getting super excited when you find out about a new work (book/movie/episode)
• writing fanfiction and creating other fan works
• dreaming of the day when you will get to meet the creator of your favorite works
• falling in love with a character and/or actor
• doing cosplay/roleplay
• feeling awesome when you meet another fan
• obsessively talking about your fandom(s), even to people who don't care
• being awesome (yep, that's part of being a fanwarrior. We are the epitome of awesome.)

Enjoy the fandom, whatever kind of fan you are.