When you're late:
- A student is never late, nor is he/she early. He/she arrives precisely when he/she means to. [pick which pronoun to use depending on your gender]
- It's all sort of... wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.
- They took the hobbits to Isengard. I had to save them.
- I got kidnapped by [insert villain's name here].
- I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry.
- I was afraid to turn left, so I kept going in circles.
- I accidentally went into Mirkwood and got lost.
- I had to take a detour to throw the one ring into the fire in Mordor.
- There will be a day when I am on time... but today is not that day!
- I was selected to participate in the Hunger Games. You should be glad I'm here at all!
- I had to go chase a criminal.
- I got distracted by a boggart.
- Dobby wouldn't let me through.
- I had to stop Voldemort from killing us all.
- I had to feed my dragon.
- I had to help princess Leia because I'm her only hope.
- I was waiting for Wesley. My Wesley will always come for me.
- I set the entire world in an eternal winter, and I had to figure out how to fix it.
- My dragon burned it.
- Sauron stole it.
- It turned out to have a secret evil alien message in it, so I had to destroy it.
- Somebody used it as scrap paper and put it into the goblet of fire.
- I lost it in Narnia.
- Thank you for your input. *slams the door*
- [insert Shakespearean insult here]
- Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!
- Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ level of the whole street.
- You're so thick, you're Mr. Thick Thickaddy Thickface from Thick Town, Thickania!
- You shall not pass!
- May the odds be never in your favor!
- You pathetic, factionless person!
- Go eat nightlock!
- Auta miqula orqu! (Go kiss an orc!) [or any other Elvish insult]
And that's all I've got at the moment. Comment and let me know what your favorite geeky/fandom excuse or insult is.
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